Can You Dig The Mid-Season Report?
I'm a Big Papi now and that little puking, crying, love of my life is cutting into my writing. For those of you who waited patiently I give you this 40,000 word masterpiece...or piece of toilet paper. It all depends on how you look at it.
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Posted by Giro at 7/24/2006 10:59 AM | View Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks
He’s The One And Only
Is Big Papi like Cyrus? Is he the one and only? Only he doesn't get shot and killed within the first five minutes of this wild adventure.
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Posted by Giro at 6/27/2006 2:50 PM | View Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks
Can You Dig It? 06.23.06
I'm still alive. USA is out of the World Cup, but the Sox are on a roll and I give a lot of credit to the rookies. Even if they have to carry a Hello Kitty backpack to the bullpen every night they seem to be taking it all in stride.
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Posted by Giro at 6/23/2006 8:31 AM | View Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks
Can You Dig It? 06.16.06
Nothing says "Summer's Here!" quite like being swept in Minnesota. We've reached the point in the season where I go about two weeks without watching a full-game. If this slide continues beyond that I might start planning the day I put my Summer clothes away in favor of the Fall wardrobe. Oh and the World Cup is going on and it's AWESOME...unless you're American.
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Posted by Giro at 6/16/2006 2:41 PM | View Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks
Who Wants To Hide?
I need to take a nap. A nap that is going to end when the Sox decide that .500 is only a good number when you're talking batting average. Why does this happen every year? Losing my mind should be a national day of mourning. I'm 6'3", 190lbs and I have high blood pressure. Who do you think I blame?
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Posted by Giro at 6/14/2006 2:17 PM | View Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks
Magic, A Whole Lotta Magic
Today is a huge day and it had nothing to do with baseball, but before you read why Jon Lester is pitching tomorrow. Bring on the rookies, because I'm feeling frisky!
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Posted by Giro at 6/9/2006 10:34 AM | View Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks
Can You Dig It? 06.02.06
The tourists are under attack. Japanese Bloggers. Carl Crawford feels like a complete tool today. Come get your Johnny Cakes!
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Posted by Giro at 6/2/2006 12:49 PM | View Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks
Did You See Him Get Busted?
My world is complete. Coco is back and I'm feeling surly. Tito's performance over the last week has me reconsidering sending him the funny Christmas card I pick up at Urban Outfitters, instead using the lame one from CVS that screams "An 85 year old lady bought this." By the way did I mention that Coco was back?
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Posted by Giro at 5/30/2006 11:36 AM | View Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks
How Much Longer We Gotta Wait?
Yours truly has been a bit of a slacker lately and it's is my intention to make it up to you with this 6532 word epic. Warm up the printer, check your ink level and put a new roll of TP on, because this baby is bound to destroy some South American old growth.
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Posted by Giro at 5/23/2006 1:36 PM | View Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks
Full Strength? Maybe Thirty.
Is the rivalry dead inside of me? Is this unborn child sucking my energy in another direction? I'm experiencing a tremendous amount of inner turmoil and my hormones are so out of wack that I'm feeling bad for the Yankees.
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Posted by Giro at 5/15/2006 8:34 AM | View Comments | Add Comment | Trackbacks